Broken Angels: August 2012

Auburn~Perfect Two

Verse1
You can be the peanut butter to my jelly
You can be the butterflies I feel in my belly
You can be the captain
And I can be your first mate
You can be the chills that I feel on our first date

You can be the hero
And I can be your sidekick
You can be the tear that I cry if we ever split
You can be the rain from the cloud when it's stormin'
Or you can be the sun when it shines in the mornin'

Chorus
Don't know if I could ever be
Without you 'cause boy you complete me
And in time I know that we'll both see
That we're all we need
'Cause you're the apple to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my high
And you're the one I wanna marry

'Cause you're the one for me, for me
And I'm the one for you, for you
You take the both of us, of us
And we're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
Baby me and you
We're the perfect two
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/a/auburn/perfect_two.html ]
Verse 2
You can be the prince and I can be your princess
You can be the sweet tooth I can be the dentist
You can be the shoes and I can be the laces
You can be the heart that I spill on the pages
You can be the vodka and I can be the chaser
You can be the pencil and I can be the paper
You can be as cold as the winter weather
But I don't care as long as we're together

Chorus
Don't know if I could ever be
Without you 'cause boy you complete me
And in time I know that we'll both see
That we're all we need
Cause you're the apple to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my high
And you're the one I wanna marry

Cause your the one for me, for me
And I'm the one for you, for you
You take the both of us, of us
And we're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
Baby me and you
We're the perfect two

Verse 3
You know that I'll never doubt ya
And you know that I think about ya
And you know I can't live without ya
I love the way that you smile
And maybe in just a while
I can see me walk down the aisle

'Cause you're the apple to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my high
And you're the one I wanna marry

'Cause you're the one for me, for me
And I'm the one for you, for you
You take the both of us, of us
And we're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
Baby me and you
We're the perfect two
Yeah, yeah

When u have a hard time,just laugh.( >.^)

The Me&You

A special world for you and me
A special bond one cannot see
It wraps us up in its cocoon
And holds us fiercely in its womb.

Its fingers spread like fine spun gold
Gently nestling us to the fold
Like silken thread it holds us fast
Bonds like this are meant to last.

And though at times a thread may break
A new one forms in its wake
To bind us closer and keep us strong
In a special world, where we belong.

When u have a hard time,just laugh.( >.^)

Feelings.. :)

When I smile deep inside I want to frown
when I laugh deep inside I want to cry
when you look into my eyes
You think every thing is alright
But deep inside
I want to die
maybe one day
I won’t feel like this
till then I’ll be happy in the outside
and crying in the inside

When u have a hard time,just laugh.( >.^)

Judgement Day (Hate) ;'(

I hate what you did to me
I hate what you took from me
I hate that it took all these years to get back a broken me

Do you know what you did to me not only physically but mentally
Do you know how this set me back spiritually

I can't count the men I've been with
All because of the confusion I was left with

Mom too busy working, selling drugs, then finally doing drugs
Dad with girls and then in jail who was I left with, who was I to tell

But this is no surprise to you, you were there you knew this too
Each and every one of you

But for now all I can say is I hope I get to see you all on judgment day...

When u have a hard time,just laugh.( >.^)

Through Thick And Thin

I could skip a heartbeat, and I would survive,
I could be in a car crash, and still be alive.
The clouds could fall out of the sky,
The oceans could disappear, and all turn dry.

These things in life are all bad I know,
but there's far worse things,
just thought you should know.

Life would not be the same without someone like you,
You're there when I need you to help me through.
Through the good times and through the bad,
Be them happy, or be them sad.

I don't have to be with you, to know you're there,
We don't have to see each other, to know that we care.
We could be apart for years upon end,
and still remain the best of friends.

Life goes on, and people change,
And through it all, our friendship shall remain the same.
That's such as a life, and how things come to be.
Just thought you should know,
HOW MUCH YOU MEAN TO ME.

When u have a hard time,just laugh.( >.^)

Friendship (SHA,ESAN&TANG)

I still remember the first day we met
We were too shy to say much at all
It's funny to think back to that time
Because now we're having a ball!

They say that true friendship is rare
An adage that I believe to be true
Genuine friendship is something that I cherish
I am so lucky to have met you.

Our bond is extremely special
It is unique in it's own way
We have something irreplaceable
I love you more and more each day.

We've been through so much together
In so little time we've shared
I will never forget all the moments
that you've shown me how much you cared.

Friends are forever
Especially the bond that you and I possess
I love your fun-filled personality
Somehow you never fail to impress.

The world could use more people like you
it would certainly be a better place
I love everything about you
You are someone I could never replace.

You are always there for me
When my spirits need a little lift
I cannot thank you enough for that
You are truly an extraordinary gift.

You are everything to me and more
I could never express that enough
Life is such a treacherous journey, and
Without you it would be even more tough.

Our story will continue to grow
With each passing day
Because I trust that with you by my side
Everything will always be Okay.

You are so dear to me
You know I will love you until the end
I will always be there for you, and
You will always (and forever) be my best friend.

When u have a hard time,just laugh.( >.^)

The Bestie Of Mine :)

Ohayo. Watashi wa chodo yujo ni tsuite sukoshi o kyoyu shitai. I mean, i like to share something about friendship. :) Friend are everything for me.I hope that the friendship between us all will remain for ever.Sha,Esan&Tang.Or my Nami,Luffy&Zoro.Thanks a lot guys u all change my life. Nice work nah.. :p I love u all guys.So much.Please stay with me forever.Give me your strength. I got so many bad time in my past. And i dont want it come over and over. Im tired. Even im pretend that im okay but nobody know what is inside. Its okay nah,i dont care either. Even the bad thing come again and again i know now i have this nakama. No more tears.. I just need to smile and laugh.. :) Arigato..I really mean it.. :)

When u have a hard time,just laugh.( >.^)

Nico Robin Pictures

When u have a hard time,just laugh.( >.^)

Kisah Dua Hantu

Tersebutlah kisah dongeng tentang dua orang hantu. Mereka ni baru bertemu lalu mereka pun berborak la untuk mengisi masa lapang kehidupan mereka sebagai hantu. Sepanjang perbualan mereka, Hantu B ni tak habis-habis menggigil. Lalu, Hantu A yang kehairanan ni pun bertanya,

“Apsal kau ni asyik menggigil je?”

“Oh..cara aku mati dulu teruk..aku mati dalam peti ais…sejuk!!” Jawab Hantu B sambil menggigil lagi.

“Ooo..kesian… aku dulu mati sebab heart attack.” Kata Hantu A ramah.

“Kau memang sakit jantung kronik ye? Apsal ko tak gi buat operation? Kalau tak, sure kau tengah lepak-lepak ngan family kau sekarang.” Balas Hantu B.

“Dah, aku dah buat dah! In fact mase aku mati tu, aku in recovery. Panjang ceritanya…” jawab Hantu A sayu.

“Ceritala sikit..Sambil-sambil lepak nih..”

“Camni..Aku syak isteri aku main kayu tiga ngan aku. So pada satu hari, aku ingat nak perangkap la isteri aku..Aku pura-pura gi keje tapi actually aku park keta aku kat simpang hujung umah aku je. Seperti yang aku syak, masuk sebuah keta kat carpark umah aku. Aku rilex dulu sebab nak carik mase sesuai tangkap diorang.”

“So, ko dapatla tangkap diorang?” tanya Hantu B penuh minat.

“Tak. Aku cume jumpe isteri aku je kat dalam bilik. Yang aku heran, mase aku masuk umah tu, aku nampak ade kasut laki kat pintu umah aku. Aku tanye isteri aku tapi die takmo jawab. So aku pun lari-lari sekeliling umah aku nak carik jantan tuh. Abis sume bilik aku carik tapi takde pun.. Last-last, sebab aku penat sangat berlari carik jantan tuh, aku pun jatuh pengsan sebab heart attack. And aku tak sangka aku mati lak…” kata Hantu A mengakhiri ceritanya dengan kesedihan.

Hantu B terdiam mendengarkan cerita Hantu A. Selepas beberapa ketika, Hantu B berkata,

“Kenapa kau tak check kat dalam peti sejuk? Kalau kau check kat situ, sure kita berdua still hidup lagi.

When u have a hard time,just laugh.( >.^)

Mencari Esekutif Baru

Seorang CEO ingin mencari eksekutif baru dalam syarikatnya. Dari beribu permohonan, hanya empat yang betul-betul menarik perhatiannya. Bagaimanapun beliau tidak dapat memilih antara keempat-empat orang calon tersebut, lantas memanggil kesemuanya untuk ditemuduga (beliau tidak sekaya Donald Trump untuk menganjurkan temuduga seperti The Apprentice).

Setelah keempat-empat calon berada di hadapan beliau, CEO tadi pun mula berkata

“Saya ada satu soalan yang mungkin memberi jawapan berbeza, calon yang memberikan jawapan terbaik akan diterima untuk bekerja di sini ”

“Soalannya adalah apakah perkara atau benda yang paling pantas sekali?” tanya CEO tersebut.

Calon pertama berkata ” FIKIRAN , kerana kadang ianya datang sendiri tanpa kita sedari”

“Bagus , satu jawapan yang baik ” kata CEO tadi. ” Kamu pula ? “tanyanya kepada calon kedua.

“KELIP MATA , kerana tanpa kita sedari , sebelum sempat kita buat apa pun, mata kita dah berkelip ” jawab calon kedua.

“Satu jawapan yang sangat baik , lagipun perumpamaan melayu pun ada sebut SEKELIP MATA melambangkan kepantasan ” kata CEO itu.

” Bagaimana kamu pula?” tanya CEO kepada calon ketiga.

“Kalau kita tengok, lampu KLCC dihidupkan dengan pantas walaupun bangunan tu tinggi. Jadi saya rasa MENGHIDUPKAN LAMPU adalah paling pantas” jawab calon ketiga.

“Jawapan yang terhebat setakat ni. Bagaimana pula dengan kamu?” CEO terus mengusulkan soalan kepada calon keempat dengan merasakan calon ketiga hampir pasti menjadi eksekutif baru di syarikatnya dengan jawapan yang sangat bagus sebentar tadi.

” Setelah diteliti jawapan calon-calon sebelum saya ni tadi, saya rasa perkara yang paling pantas sekali adalah CIRIT-BIRIT ” jawab calon keempat dengan yakin sekali.

“Haaa…? CIRIT-BIRIT ? Kamu ni tak serius langsung, macam mana kamu boleh mintak kerja dengan syarikat saya ni ?” CEO terkejut dengan jawapan calon keempat tadi.

“Begini tuan, malam kelmarin saya terjaga di tengah malam dengan rasa sakit perut yang amat sangat. Belum sempat saya FIKIR , KELIP MATA atau MENGHIDUPKAN LAMPU, benda tu dah terkeluar dah”

Calon keempat diterima menjadi eksekutif baru syarikat berkenaan.

When u have a hard time,just laugh.( >.^)

4 Penumpang Keretapi

Masa Johan balik dari Singapore menaiki keretapi adalah tiga orang yang duduk bersama, dua didepan Johan dan satu kat sebelah. Yang kat depan Johan ni, orang American dan disebelahnya orang Cuba. Sebelah Johan pulak orang Bangladesh.

Dalam perjalanan tu, mereka pun berborak-boraklah pasal negara sendiri…borak punya borak, tiba-tiba si American ni pun keluarkan duit dollar dia lalu dibakarnya, dikeluarkannya sebatang rokok lalu dibakarnya rokok itu dengan duit tadi, lepas tu dibuangnya duit itu keluar. Terkejutlah semua melihat kelakuan Mat salleh tu tadi… bertanyalah si orang Cuba tadi “Why you do that for?“. Dengan selamba mat salleh tu menjawab “Don’t worry, I got a lot American dollar in my country“.

Tercengganglah masing-masing. Belum habis tercenggang..si Cuba ni pun tiba-tiba mengeluarkan sebatang curut (curut Cuba adalah antara yang termahal didunia) lalu dinyalakannya. Belum sempat beberapa sedut..terus dia membuangnya keluar tingkap…”Why you do that for” kata American tadi… “Don’t worry, i got a lot cigar in my country“.

Terkejutlah Johan dibuatnya. Masa tu Johan tengok Bangladesh tu tengah pikir apa nak dibuat pulak. Masa dia tengah sibuk berfikir, Johan pun apa lagi… tangkap Bangla tu terus dia campak ke luar tingkap….belum sempat dia orang tanya lagi Johan pun cakap lah…, “DON’T WORRY, I GOT A LOT BANGLADESHIS IN MY COUNTRY“

When u have a hard time,just laugh.( >.^)

Aminah Di Kelas Agama

Aminah di kelas agama

Aminah adalah sorang budak pompuan yang malas dan tak pernah tumpukan perhatian. 1 hari kat kelas agama,dia tido je cam biasa. Ustazah pun tanya soalan “Sape orang yang patut kita hormati dan sayangi?“. Takde sape jawab. Ada ar sorang budak laki kat belakang Aminah tu jahat sikit. Dia pun cocok bontot Aminah dengan jarum,Aminah pun menjerit “MAK!!” Ustazah pun puji Aminah sebab bagi jawapan yang betol.

Aminah sambung tido balik. Ustazah tanya lagi soalan. “Sape pencipta alam dan segalanya?” Budak tu cocok lagi ngan jarum,Aminah pun menjerit “YA ALLAH!!” Sekali lagi ustazah puji dia sebab bagi jawapan yang betol. Aminah sambung tido balik. Pastu ustazah pun tanya lagi soalan. “Apa yang patut sorang isteri ucapkan pada suami setiap kali sebelum tidur?” Budak tu cocok lagi. Tapi kali ni Aminah bengang dan dia kata “Ko cocok bontot aku pakai benda tu lagi siap ko!!” Ustazah tu terus pengsan.

When u have a hard time,just laugh.( >.^)